![]() ![]() They sail the seven seas, come across a bunch of weird creatures and fight them off in order to get to their goal. She, of course, has to prove to Sinbad that she can handle herself, and, maybe even Sinbad.ĭoug (vo): The film definitely sort of moves like a Sinbad adventure, in that it's just sort of an action-packed road trip. So, she actually has a title of responsibility and does shit. Along the way, he's joined by a stowaway, played by Catherine Zeta- Jones, who's going to marry the prince, which, of course, makes her the stereotypical prince- Ambassador? Ohhh. So he offers up his life in exchange for Sinbad to go and get the book back. Everyone thinks Sinbad did it, but his best friend, the prince, thinks he didn't. But Eris, the Goddess of Fucking Things Up, decides she wants to do exactly that, and steals the book for herself. ![]() He has this magic book that.I'll be very honest, I have no idea what it does, it's just sort of an important book.that must be kept safe in order for all the kingdoms to survive. When it wanted to treat itself like a real action-adventure, it felt like a real action-adventure, maybe even up there with some of the original film series.ĭoug (vo): The story? Sinbad is a thief who comes across an old friend who's a prince. Uh, yeah.ĭoug (vo): But as the film continued, I found that the less it sort of tailored to.ĭoug (vo). ![]() Sinbad: (various scenes) Pretty cool, huh? / That's exactly why women shouldn't drive. He's good-looking, a swashbuckler, has sort of a Brad Pitt personality.which figures, 'cause he's played by Brad Pitt.and they sadly really cop out with some lines like. And in many respects, this Sinbad is pretty much the same. ![]() So when I saw Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, I was definitely keeping that in mind. He's not an especially interesting hero, it's more of the creepy creatures that he comes across and the fantastical elements. (The Dreamworks-uary logo is shown, before showing clips from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)ĭoug (vo): Probably the low point of any Sinbad movie is Sinbad himself. ![]()
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